Tips On Health: Big Dan's Big News August 20, 2010 - News for Retards (or RETAAAAAHDs, as they would say in Boston)

The dumbing down of America: "News" for retards - The Mosque (that's not a Mosque) at Ground Zero (that's not at Ground Zero) on the liberal media (that's not liberal) is going to be a terrorist training headquarters and is connected to Iran...because a guy on FOX "news" held up a giant index card he made with yellow highlights that said so...pretty soon, the only people who watch FOX "news" will be people with 2nd grade mentality who believe some guy holding up a hand printed highlighted index card he made himself is "news". Here's what retards think: we should attack IRAN because some guy on FOX "news" held up an index card on which he printed "IRAN" and highlighted it in yellow. Or maybe Glenn Beck wrote "IRAN" on a chalkboard or "ALLAH", so we should attack them. The people who are insensitive toward Muslims, gays, lesbians, blacks, hispanics, women, the unemployed...say it's insensitive to the 9/11 victims to build a Mosque! They are never insensitive! Only if you control the media, can you get away with saying something so asinine that goes unchallenged. You know how people on the right, Tea Partiers, etc...are always whining that the left are "intellectuals" making fun of them? The fact is we're just "average". But to a RETAAAAAHD who watches "news" with guys writing on index cards and Glenn Beck writing on a chalkboard, I guess "average" seems like "intellectual". I now think I understand what they mean when they call us "intellectuals" (re: NOT RETARDED like they are). Maybe no one's telling them they're FUCKING RETARDS! Maybe that's the problem! They have us convinced we can't say the truth about them or we're "insensitive intellectuals". While they're busy with their insensitive non-stop attacks against their fellow Americans who are Muslims, gays, lesbians, hispanics, blacks, women, the unemployed...maybe we should be calling them what they are: FUCKING RETARDS!!! Maybe that'll stop 'em!!!

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Above right: the "mosque" is tied to IRAN, because that guy held up an index card he hand printed that said "IRAN" on it highlighted in yellow........because he thinks you're retarded!!! (who's the hot "news" chick with him, btw?) He has his sleeves rolled up, so he must be a "regular Joe 6-pack" that you can believe!

"News" on FOX "news" is now guys writing on index card and chalkboards for 2nd graders and retarded adults - stick figures and drawings are easier to understand for retards...look at the scary ALLAH that Glenn Beck drew...BOOOO!!!! SCARED YA:

American Idiots' ongoing FREAK SHOW: After defending bigot Dr. Laura, Sarah Palin, the perfect leader for the bigots, will help bigot Glenn Beck "reclaim the civil rights movement"

News Ethics: Can Ruppert Murdoch's News Corps "news" outlets be unbiased and full disclosure (FOX "news", Dow Jones, NY Post), if they just gave ONE MILLION DOLLARS to the Republican Governors' Association?

Journalism ethics experts and news veterans are criticizing News Corp. for its $1 million contribution to the Republican Governors Association, saying it is the height of conflict of interest. Some also said the company's news outlets at Fox News, Dow Jones and the New York Post will likely not be able to offer the amount of disclosure needed to clearly inform the public on related stories.

The head of FOX "news" is Roger Ailes.

WIKIPEDIA: Roger Eugene Ailes (born May 15, 1940) is the American president of Fox News Channel and chairman of the Fox Television Stations Group. He was a media consultant for Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and George H. W. Bush, as well as Rudy Giuliani’s first mayoral campaign in 1989.

A former executive editor of the New York Times has charged the president of Fox News, Roger Ailes, with "using the network to conduct a propaganda campaign against the Obama administration -- a campaign without precedent in our modern political history."

"Through clever use of the Fox News Channel and its cadre of raucous commentators, Ailes has overturned standards of fairness and objectivity that have guided American print and broadcast journalists since World War II," Howell Raines wrote in an op-ed in the Washington Post.

"Yet, many members of my profession seem to stand by in silence as Ailes tears up the rulebook that served this country well as we covered the major stories of the past three generations, from the civil rights revolution to Watergate to the Wall Street scandals," Raines continued.

Fmr. NYT editor: Fox running ‘propaganda campaign’ against Obama

Washington Post: Why don't honest journalists take on Roger Ailes and Fox News?

Fox News and Bill O'Reilly have denied knowing until this week that right-wing website Newsmax was using an interview with O'Reilly to sell its financial schemes. But Newsmax has used O'Reilly to sell financial products for months, and Fox News' Dick Morris has shilled for various Newsmax schemes for years.

The Republican Noise Machine

David Brock, the reformed conservative noise-maker, on how the Right has sabotaged journalism, democracy, and truth.

As a young journalist in the 1990s, David Brock was a key cog the Republican noise machine. Writing for the American Spectator, a conservative magazine funded by billionaire Richard Mellon Scaife, Brock gained fame for his attack pieces on Anita Hill and President Bill Clinton. Then, in 2002, Brock came clean. In his memoir, Blinded by the Right, Brock admitted that his work was based on lies and distortion, and part of a coordinated smear campaign funded by wealthy right wing groups to discredit Clinton and confuse the public.

Since then, Brock has continued to expose the conservative media onslaught. In his newest book, The Republican Noise Machine, Brock documents how right-wing groups pressure the media and spread misinformation to the public. It's easy to see how this is done.

Fringe conspiracies and stories will be kept alive by outlets like Rush Limbaugh, the Washington Times, and the Drudge Report, until they finally break into the mainstream media.

Media groups like Brent Bozell's Media Research Center have spent 30 years convincing the public that the media is, in fact, liberal. As Brock says, it's all a sham: "I have seen, and I know firsthand, indeed from my own pen, how the organized Right has sabotaged not only journalism but also democracy and truth."

The Republican Noise Machine

David Brock's MediaMatters.org

Noam Chomsky: "The Myth of the 'Liberal Media' - Manufacturing Consent" -

If the media is "liberal", and they have 8 years of hundreds if not thousands of video clips of George W. Bush extolling the virtues of Islam and Muslims, why aren't they playing them??? Have you seen these on TV? Or do you see Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich Mosque-bashing? George W. Bush can be found ducking the media on this issue.

President George W. Bush said "Islam is a noble faith"

"Islam brings hope and comfort",says President George W.Bush

American Idiot - people who watch FOX "news" and repeat whatever they say like bashing Mosques, Muslims, blacks, hispanics, gays, lesbians, the unemployed, people without health care...you know, our fellow Americans:

(don't wanna be an American idiot, don't want a nation under the new MEDIA (rightwing media with mainstream media only talking about rightwing talking points), hey can you hear the sound of hysteria? the subliminal mind fuck America)

"American Idiot" Don't want to be an American idiot. Don't want a nation under the new media And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind fuck America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Where everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue. Well maybe I'm the faggot America. I'm not a part of a redneck agenda. Now everybody do the propaganda. And sing along to the age of paranoia. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Where everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue. Don't want to be an American idiot. One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria. It's calling out to idiot America. Welcome to a new kind of tension. All across the alien nation. Where everything isn't meant to be okay. Television dreams of tomorrow. We're not the ones who're meant to follow. For that's enough to argue.

The inevitable collapse of the dollar:

I'm in deep DOO-DOO...........

You see the Roger Clemens story all over the "news":

Roger Clemens indicted in steroid case

BDBB fans will remember that they saw Roger Clemens coverage HERE first, with my exclusive "mis-interviews" in 2008: